One moment you're a cherished guest, the next you're a filthy leper. Call it the fallacy of the fancycam. Or don't - see if I care. Just know that when you go through life with a Sony on your shoulder, you're gonna spark a lot of different reactions - often within the course of a single shift. Just ask the cat who shot the video below. He (she?) was covering the annual dinner of the Federalist Society when the room went weird. It all started when US Attorney General Michael Mukasey took a dive midway through his speech, Gasps rang out, aides rushed to his side and the crowd turned on the cameraman. Schmuck Alert? Naaaah, those folks were most likely political underlings, hopped-up on hundred dollar chicken plates and no doubt rattled by their leader's sudden collapse...
So here's to you, Mrs. Pocketbook. While we here at The Lenslinger Institute find your attitude a bit pissy, we'll be good Southerners and cut you a little slack. No doubt by blocking that camera shot, you felt you were you doing your job. I'm guessing the photog you threatened with an assault charge felt much the same. But unless he (she??) was knocking over paramedics to get a tight shot of Mr. Mukasey, your reaction was - like the chicken breast you just polished off - a bit overdone. We all have our roles in life to play, lady. Try not to be so crabby about yours.
As a side note, may I suggest that you enable commenting from users other than those who are registered with Blogger or OpenID? It would encourage much more interaction.
"Always Be Rollin'..."That's what we teach 'em at The Lenslinger Institute. So whether you're a rent-a-cop, a shackled crackhead or just some bystander with a bad caffeine buzz, keep your meathooks to yourself. Or you could end upHEREwhere your lopsided drop-kicks and warbling cries of "Wolverine!" will echo long after we've wiped your bitter spittle off our lens. Don't say we didn't warn ya.....
The O.S. (Original Schmuck)
The first known Schmuck Alert was issued in June of 2005 for baseball's Kenny Rogers, orb-hurling hothead who for reasons known only to him and his hemorrhoids went mental on a hapless cameraman, incurring fines and launching a warning system. It is to him we dedicate this site. Schmuck!
After being drummed out of office, members of former Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney's posse assaulted members of a crowded press pack. The goon in question claimed the photog ’threw the camera at him’. Schmuck!
Schmucks on Parade!
Probing Schmuck Analysis
"At what point does stark news-crew buffoonery sully the perjorative qualities of the term 'Schmuck'? Surely not every collision of lens and extremity warrant such a verbal lashing - not whenheavily lacquered agitators ignore all decorum and leave their intended victims of their next deadline few options other than fisticuffs. Why, it's almost enough to rescind a few restraining orders around here. Almost."
Schmuck Supplicants
A Rare Case of Schmuck-Fu
Don't even think of pointing that fancycam at Colorado State blowhard Douglas Bruce! 'Specially when he's talkin' to the Lord! He'll swing a wing tip in your direction faster than you can say pass the plate. Holy Schmuck!
Skeevy D-Lister Andy Dick once attacked one of those trollop stalking photogs from TMZ. That almost makes it okay, Mr. Dick but we remember back when you were sorta kind of funny. Schmuck!
Read about a staggering fracas in the Twins Cities where news crews bumrush a school and the staff gets all grabby! Great! now we're gonna have to cancel the pep rally! Schmucks!
Care not to be featured here? Keep you glove meat off the glass! There's easily a half dozen ways to deal with a pesky news crew, but violence is never the answer. Remember, television news photographers spend their day with criminals, city leaders and TV reporters. We're already in a bad mood! Hell, I got buddies I'd rather punch in the teeth than touch their camera - let alone drag it off their shoulders while screaming "No Justice, No Peace!". So, do us all a favor: CHILL...
(NO Schmucks were harmed in the making of this blog.)
An Unrepentant Schmuck
Not sure what's worse: This guy's driving or his acting. YOU DECIDE! (Schmuck).
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"I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!"
As a side note, may I suggest that you enable commenting from users other than those who are registered with Blogger or OpenID? It would encourage much more interaction.
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