Coming Soon....Lenslinger introduces Schmuck Alert! - The Blog dedicated to showcasing idiocracy at it's best when it comes to attacks on the media.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
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The O.S. (Original Schmuck)
The first known Schmuck Alert was issued in June of 2005 for baseball's Kenny Rogers, orb-hurling hothead who for reasons known only to him and his hemorrhoids went mental on a hapless cameraman, incurring fines and launching a warning system. It is to him we dedicate this site. Schmuck!
Reach Out and Schmuck Someone
Doctor of Schmuckology
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Schmucks in a Scrum
After being drummed out of office, members of former Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney's posse assaulted members of a crowded press pack. The goon in question claimed the photog ’threw the camera at him’. Schmuck!
A Rare Case of Schmuck-Fu
Don't even think of pointing that fancycam at Colorado State blowhard Douglas Bruce! 'Specially when he's talkin' to the Lord! He'll swing a wing tip in your direction faster than you can say pass the plate. Holy Schmuck!
Schmucks of Hollywood
Skeevy D-Lister Andy Dick once attacked one of those trollop stalking photogs from TMZ. That almost makes it okay, Mr. Dick but we remember back when you were sorta kind of funny. Schmuck!
Schmuck Free and Drifting
Schmucks on Campus
Read about a staggering fracas in the Twins Cities where news crews bumrush a school and the staff gets all grabby! Great! now we're gonna have to cancel the pep rally! Schmucks!
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